Lance Radical (JOKE STORY WRITTEN AS AN EXERCISE)Lance Radical woke up and went to the bathroom. He looked and saw a radical... NO AN EXTREMELY RADICAL DUDE!! Then he opened his mirror and saw a time bomb that was ticking down to zero! He grabbed his wire cutters that he happened to have on the counter and cut the indigo wire. THEN HE WOKE UP!!! Then he actually walked to the mirror and got knocked for unconscious for plot convenience. When he woke up Axelina (his wife) WAS GONE!!!. "BUM BUM BUUUUUUUMMMM!!!" Lance said to himself and his cat sidekick Professor Punch Fist.CHAPTERS LATER."We have caught you Dr. Uncool! Why did you kill these people?" Lance said. "They were to cool!" Dr. Uncool said. THEN!!!! Lance Radical woke up. "Oh! So it was a dream that we stopped Dr. Uncool!" Lance said. "No it wasn't." said Punch Fist. "BUM BUM BUUUUUUUBUUUUUUMMMMM!" said Lance. THE END!!! Or is it?